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Phenotype has disappeared(表型消失了)

Pretty heavily Depressed（相当郁闷）

Parents have Doubts（父母开始怀疑我们）

Professors have Doubts（老师也不再信任我们）

We:
Probably headed for Divorce（可能正走向离婚，引申为分手）
Probably hard to Describe（相当难给别人解释清楚）

and became:
Pathetically hopeless Dub（悲观看不到希望的笨蛋）
Potential heavy Drinker（潜在的酗酒者）

If manage to graduate, we will propbably have:
Permanent head Damage（永久脑残）

and keep begging:
Please hire. Desperately.（雇用我吧，绝望中）

In the end, we will become:
Pizza hut Driver（必胜客送货员）

Finally, we understand:
BS means Bull Shit（牛屎）

MSc means More of the Same（更多的牛屎）

PhD means Piled higher and Deeper （越积越多，一堆牛屎）